389* Unforgettable Senior Moments 2017 Calendar: *of Which We Can Only Remember 365

In tennis, I now prefer doubles to singles because there’s another chance that somebody on the court will remember the score. —author Richard Lederer

A hilarious year of extreme absentmindedness, mental lapses, and quotes, adapted from the bestselling book with over 400,000 copies in print. There’s composer André Previn, who served a guest hamster food, thinking it was cereal. President Gerald Ford, who once said, If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave. Plus, the English minister who forgot about his wedding to the Bishop of London’s daughter and went fishing instead.