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  1. Apocalypse Cow
    Apocalypse Cow
    Apocalypse Cow
    Apocalypse Cow
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  2. Apocalypse Cow

    Delivery: 10-20 Working Days
    Customer Ratings (48 reviews)
    Price R447.00

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If you think you've seen it all -- WORLD WAR Z, THE WALKING DEAD-- you haven't seen anything like this. From the twisted brain of Michael Logan comes Apocalypse Cow, a story about three unlikely heroes who must save Britain . . . from a rampaging horde of ZOMBIE COWS!

Forget the cud. They want blood.

It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. It would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies.

And if that wasn't bad enough, the fate of the nation seems to rest on the shoulders of three unlikely heroes: an abattoir worker whose love life is non-existent thanks to the stench of death that clings to him, a teenage vegan with eczema and a weird crush on his maths teacher, and an inept journalist who wouldn't recognize a scoop if she tripped over one.

As the nation descends into chaos, can they pool their resources, unlock a cure, and save the world?

Three losers.
Overwhelming odds.
One outcome . . .

Yup, we're screwed.

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Most Helpful Customer Reviews

When livestock in the UK starts to literally bite back, everyone is screwed!

Terry thought his biggest problem was the constant smell of meat that lingered on him thanks to his job at McTavish & Sons, a slaughterhouse located just outside of Glasgow. But when the cows fight back one afternoon, Terry finds himself at the center of a massive conspiracy. He wakes after the event to find that he's survived but is now being held prisoner by one of the men behind the virus that's infected the beasts.

Geldof is one of those teens who can't seem to catch a break. On top of all the usual teen problems, his parents are weird - mom's a militant vegan and dad's a huge pot head who's rarely sober enough to know what's going on. Then Geldof narrowly escapes his own cow attack. Now the neighbors are holed up in his house with his own family trying to survive the cowpocalypse - awkward considering he's had a crush on his math teacher and neighbor for ages!

Lesley is a... Read more
This is yet another `Zomedy', but for a refreshing change the heroes are cows. The basic plot is a nasty biological experiment goes wrong and the virus is released. This turns the local dairy herd into sex mad, flesh eating, sneezing , drooling and rather unpleasant, zombies. They first break out of an abattoir where they go on the rampage. One of the workers - Terry- manages to survive but is taken into protective custody. Turns out to be a bit too protective.

We also have inept and underperforming journalist Lesley who is always being eclipsed by Tony her co journalist and part time nemesis. She accidentally gets a tip off about the nefarious shenanigans and goes to investigate - but predictably cocks it up.

Then there is the story of Geldoff (named after living Saint `Sir Bob) a teenager whose life is blighted by his hippy, vegan mother who is into ramming her views down your throat, making him wear hemp clothes and tantric sex with his stoner father. As the... Read more
Thoroughly enjoyable read. Good pacing, plot evolution and style. Original, creative and funny. When's the movie going to be made???
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