Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

The Height of Rudeness: Four Sneak Peek Essays Plus One Exclusive!

Southern Fried White Trash

Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We've Learned from Our Mothers

Stories I'd Tell in Bars