BigMouth Inc Go Away Garden Gnome Statue, Funny Outdoor Lawn & Yard Figurine, Housewarming Gag Gift Sculpture Decorations

BigMouth Inc Go Away Garden Gnome Statue, Funny Outdoor Lawn & Yard Figurine, Housewarming Gag Gift Sculpture Decorations

• Give the Birds the Bird: You'd fight fire with fire, so why not fight birds with birds? Scare off the fowls and give them a taste of their own medicine with this angry garden gnome
• Hate thy Neighbor: Sure you could resolve neighborly conflicts more civilly but where's the fun in that? Express what you really want to say to them with a gnome that isn't afraid to stand up to your pests
• A Loyal Guardian: Rain or shine, this gnome is ready to protect any lawn or garden anytime. This raging gnome has thick skin, nothing gets past him with his poly cast resin. He's weather-proof and ready to fight all your battles out in the yard
• The One Finger Salute: Express your disapproval, distaste, disfavor, and other words starting with dis with this gnome. Simply direct the gaze of your special friends to the saluting gnome to express how you truly feel about them
• Make a Statement: The 9 inch tall garden gnome statue proudly stands as a majestic figure amongst the greenery, a figure of striking rage and anger, a figure of undaunting protection and loyalty. Fortify your garden and defend what you hold dear