BrandAid Headlamp LED with Paracord Bracelet Offers 4 Mode Red

BrandAid Headlamp LED with Paracord Bracelet Offers 4 Mode Red & White LED with Fire Starter, Compass & Survival Whistle Great for Hiking, Camping, Running & Hunting
- Design -crazy bright, made durable lightweight aluminum & [ABS] plastic
- Features: waterproof, red emergency LED, 4 setting headlamp, super bright 70 lumens, lightweight, takes only 3 AAA batteries & lasts 4 continuous hour
- Survival bracelet with compass, emergency whistle and flint Firestarter
- Potential uses - great for fishing, bug out bag, mine crafting, hunting and hiking or biking
Naked face syndrome. Over nine-tenths of the Western world suffers from it. Foreheads provocatively shoved out for the world to see in magazine covers and movies, on street corners and on other corners. The innocence of children lost forever within the wrinkled crevasses of sexually charged shameless living. Well not any more, my friend. With the BrandAid Survival Headlamp you can wave goodbye to those pornographic skin-lumps of yesteryear-and you can wave with both hands. Need to play basketball in the dark? Boom--headlamp. Need to inspect underneath the kitchen sink while keeping your hands free for tools? Headlamp. Want to subtly let your coworkers know that you have a bright idea? A headlamp and a quality sense of humor is your answer. Your first step toward becoming a better person and making our world a safer forehead-free world is by purchasing the headlamp today! Features - Ridiculously bright - Made from durable lightweight aluminum & [ABS] plastic. - The button on the top is waterproof and a bright orange for finding easily in low light situations. - Adjustable headband fits all sized melons (Yes-even yours). The year? Forty years from today. The time? Dawn of the inevitable Nazi Zombie apocalypse. You're passing out your survival gear to your grandkids in the dark as you reload your prosthetic cyborg laser arm you've fashioned for yourself out of spare microwave parts-and that's when it hits you: you never bought those awesome headlights all those years ago. Now your family is zombie salami and you're unsavy spending skills are entirely to blame. Don't let your family turn into zombie salami. Buy the headlamp today.

Country	USA
Binding	Sports
Brand	BrandAid
Color	Grey, Orange, Black
EAN	0732773797473
IsAutographed
IsMemorabilia
Label	BrandAid Survival
Manufacturer	BrandAid Survival
Model	1-198002182
MPN	1-198002182
PartNumber	1-198002182
Publisher	BrandAid Survival
Studio	BrandAid Survival
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

BrandAid Headlamp LED with Paracord Bracelet Offers 4 Mode Red & White LED with Fire Starter, Compass & Survival Whistle Great for Hiking, Camping, Running & Hunting

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