Confessions of a Guidette

Confessions of a Guidette

Nicole â€œSnookiâ€ Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette, Americaâ€™s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution. When guidettes march in, people notice. Itâ€™s the attitude. The boldness. The sex appeal. The tan. The serious shortage of hairspray in the surrounding area. You have to experiment in life, or youâ€™ll be boring. From her top twenty-five rules for being a guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her rules on Snookinâ€™ for love, Snookiâ€™s sickest tips and advice for frigginâ€™ owning it are all here, along with hundreds of full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy reference.

But thatâ€™s not all. Thereâ€™s a lot more to the diminutive reality star than what you see on TV. Snooki shares her obsessions (her bed, Viva Glam Gaga bright pink lipstick, sci-fi movies) and some juicy behind-the-Shore secrets (which season was her favorite, what it was like to wake up in a jail cell in season two, why the house smells like alcohol and dogâ€™s butt). For everything else, youâ€™ll just have to read the book!

Being a guidette princess is about being yourself, doing what you want, and trying to have a good time wherever you are. So strap yourselves in, bitches! And get ready for the ride.

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Itâ€™s the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches!

â€œMy biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes.â€

â€œA guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if youâ€™re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.â€

â€œLOVE my slippers. Itâ€™s like wearing beds on your feet.â€

â€œIf you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season.â€

â€œI like to wear so many accessories that people are confused.â€

â€œGuidettes are born with attitude. It doesnâ€™t matter if youâ€™re tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess status. Like, get out of our way, we donâ€™t care what you think. Unless youâ€™re a mirror.â€
Country USA
Brand Gallery Books
Manufacturer Gallery Books
Binding Hardcover
ReleaseDate 2011-10-25
EANs 9781451657111

Country	USA
Brand	Gallery Books
Manufacturer	Gallery Books
Binding	Hardcover
ReleaseDate	2011-10-25
EANs	9781451657111

Confessions of a Guidette

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