Confessions of an Adult Product Tester

Confessions of an Adult Product Tester

Through a chance encounter on a bus, â€œKitâ€ (not her real name) gets a job testing adult products for â€œSmith Corporationâ€ (not its real name).
Weâ€™ve persuaded her to share her experiences with us.
This is an adult story, dealing explicitly with sexual topics, events and situations, and is not meant for those younger than 18:

â€œHi, Kit, Iâ€™m Matt,â€ he said. â€œI think youâ€™re supposed to be on table 2.â€
He offered his hand so I shook it. He was probably 35, a little overweight, with black hair, a beard.
â€œWeâ€™ve got four prototypes we want you to take a look at,â€ he said. â€œThis is your first time here, right?â€
â€œYeah,â€ I said, and I looked around. â€œWhich is table 2?â€
He pointed to a table next to the girl they were all working with, so I walked over and climbed up. The tables were covered with sheets, pretty decent fabric, actually, like high thread count. Not paper, anyway.

. . .

Matt was holding a clear bag with black letters on it that said â€œSANITIZED,â€ and he set it on the little tray next to my table.

. . .

â€œWeâ€™re experimenting with vein patterns,â€ he said, handing it to me.
I took the toy from him and, not ready to insert it yet, studied it as if I knew what to look for. I didnâ€™t, of course. But I could tell it was plastic, hard but light.
â€œFibonacci sequence,â€ Matt said.
â€œFibonacci?â€ I said back. Iâ€™d heard of that, a few times in fact â€“ weâ€™d covered it in math and biology. So I was tempted to act like I knew what he was talking about. But I had no idea how you went from a number sequence to what I was holding in my hand.
â€œIf you look at how the veins are laid out,â€ he said, â€œthereâ€™s kind of an order to them. Put it in.â€
Put it in.
Just like that. Either he had no idea what he was asking me to do, or he knew I was nervous and was trying to make it seem normal.
Country USA
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2017-05-23
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2017-05-23
Format	Kindle eBook

Confessions of an Adult Product Tester

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