My girlfriend and I went to a costume house party together for Halloween. I was tired and didn't feel like attending, but she pressured me to go with her. She quickly threw together a very revealing and embarrassing mummy costume for me to wear. I agreed and put it on. As soon as we arrived at the party, she abandoned me to go chat with her friends.
Bored, I decided to step outside for some fresh air. A girl wearing nothing but red lingerie and devil horns approached me and began speaking to me. I gathered that she had mistaken me for her boyfriend, who I saw earlier wearing the same costume as me. As she began to fondle me, she quickly realized that I am much larger than him. I told her that I wasn't her boyfriend, and she said that she didn't care because mine is much better.