Fifty Sheds of Grey: Three in a Shed: A Parody

The hilariously erotic third and final parody in the bestselling Fifty Sheds trilogy

'Which whip today?' she rasped, tightly clad in black leather. 'I don't know,' I replied. 'I can never decide between banana and butterscotch.'

In the pulsating climax to the trowel-egy, multi-millionaire Colin Grey finds himself with the ultimate dilemma. Having accidently mixed his Viagra with his hearing aid, and ending up with a hard of hearing on, he must finally man up and choose between the great loves of his life. Should he go with Lady Christina Mellors—the sophisticated cougar who first deflowered him, all those years ago? Or his long-suffering wife, Brenda? Or can Colin finally break free and return to his one true love—his shed?