Flush This Book: True Tales of Bodily Malfunctions

Flush This Book: True Tales of Bodily Malfunctions

When nature calls, disaster sometimes answers.

Flush This Book: True Tales of Bodily Malfunctions is a collection of funny, gross and totally true stories about poop mishaps and messes.

A portion of the proceeds from sales of this ebook benefit the World Toilet Organization. Find out about their important work improving sanitation in some of the worldâ€™s most impoverished nations at www.worldtoilet.org

This is a book for the non-squeamish among us who wished there was an irreverent version of Everybody Poops written for adults. We collected the raw material for these stories from family, friends and our blog readers. Thank you to everyone who shared their tales of woe and let us present them in a humorous light. After all, poop is the lowest common denominator of human existenceâ€”and we think itâ€™s hilarious.

Some of the embarrassing and humorous tales included in the book:

â€œNaptime Horrorâ€ - A daycare worker discovers that one of her two-year-old charges has unloaded her diaper and used its contents as impromptu finger paint. Her canvas? The floor, herself, anyone around her.

â€œFold and Wipeâ€ - A thirteen-year-old is blamed for a septic tank disaster that leaves a bathroom overrun with raw sewage, grandparents spewing expletives and a little sister literally sliding through the shit.

â€œThe Pilot Has Turned on the Fasten Seatbelt Signâ€ - After evading Montezumaâ€™s revenge for sixty days in rural Ecuador, a traveler ends up sick, with no Imodium and no relief during an international flight back to America.

â€˜Postpartum Decompressionâ€™ - A new mother recovering from a c-section struggles to pass that first, frightening turd with â€œ9â€ and â€œ1â€ pre-dialed.
Country USA
Binding Kindle Edition
Edition 1
EISBN 9781618425133
Format Kindle eBook
Label BookBaby
Manufacturer BookBaby
NumberOfPages 73
PublicationDate 2011-11-04
Publisher BookBaby
ReleaseDate 2011-11-04
Studio BookBaby

Country	USA
Binding	Kindle Edition
Edition	1
EISBN	9781618425133
Format	Kindle eBook
Label	BookBaby
Manufacturer	BookBaby
NumberOfPages	73
PublicationDate	2011-11-04
Publisher	BookBaby
ReleaseDate	2011-11-04
Studio	BookBaby

Flush This Book: True Tales of Bodily Malfunctions

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