Gears Out Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes - Moist Wipes for Women -

Gears Out Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes - Moist Wipes for Women - Discreet Travel Size - Bachelorette Party Favors - Made in The USA
- NEVER UNDERSTIMATE THE IMPORTNCE OF A PRESENTABLE CLAM – Don’t be caught in a situation where your clam is unexpectedly exposed and found to be grungy and neglected. Crusty Clam Wipes will really get into those nooks and crannies and keep your clam in tip-top shape!
- BECAUSE YOUR CLAM’S REPUTATION DEPENDS ON IT – The rumor mill never closes down. A gossip-worthy claim of shameful crustiness can ruin your clam’s reputation for life. Clam Wipes are the first line of defense against being the topic of scandalous scuttlebutt. *NOT FOR USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN*
- DISCREET TRAVEL SIZE - The discreet pack will keep your dirty little secret for you, so nobody questions your clam care wherever you are. The whole room will be doubled over in laughter, and you’ll be a legend…not to mention a trailblazing crusader for classy clams everywhere.
- A HEAPING DOSE OF NAUGHTY HUMOR FOR CLAM OWNERS – Not only is this funny female gift sure to have your friends in stitches, they’re also handy. Who doesn’t love an adult humor gift that’s useful too?
- WEIRD NOVELTY GIFT FOR OVER THE HILL OR BACHELORETTE PARTIES: Crusty Clam Wet Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to bachelorette gift baskets, over-the-hill birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for anniversaries, retirement, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts, or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
Travel Sized Crusty Clam Crevice Cleaners Antibacterial Wipes
Sweet mother-of-pearl! That's one nasty clam!
It's a fact that an unsightly, unkempt clam will be passed up for a well-cared-for one every single time. Who wants to roll the dice and take a chance that what's inside that clam is safe to eat? Nobody. If you notice that your clam is looking gnarly and neglected, it's time to whip out the Crusty Clam Crevice Cleaners Antibacterial Wipes and polish your trusty friend until it sparkles!
Crusty Clam Crevice Cleaners Antibacterial Wipes offer a special kind of clean when your clam has been let go for far too long. Each disposable cleansing cloth is durable and soaked in a high-quality antibacterial solution that will help you freshen up every crusty crevice of that musky mollusk.
A Gift Every Clam Owner Can Appreciate
Friends don't let friends ignore the health, wellbeing, and maintenance of their clams. After all, you're as good as the company you keep, and once the word gets out, folks are going to question how you take care of your own clam. Protect the reputations of all the important clams in your life with Crusty Clam Crevice Cleaners Wipes. Filled with 15 antibacterial wipes, this weird over-the-hill gift for women is a sassy and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine's, Mother's Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They're also an easy choice for retirement gifts, over-the-hill gags, Secret Santa gift exchanges, or White Elephant parties.
*FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*
Country USA
Brand Gears Out
Manufacturer Gears Out
Binding Toy
ItemPartNumber GEARS-CRSTY-CLAM-WP
Color Pink
Size 1 Count (Pack of 1)
UnitCount 1
UPCs 663481464893
EANs 0663481464893
ReleaseDate 0000-00-00

Country	USA
Brand	Gears Out
Manufacturer	Gears Out
Binding	Toy
ItemPartNumber	GEARS-CRSTY-CLAM-WP
Color	Pink
Size	1 Count (Pack of 1)
UnitCount	1
UPCs	663481464893
EANs	0663481464893
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

Gears Out Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes - Moist Wipes for Women - Discreet Travel Size - Bachelorette Party Favors - Made in The USA

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