Gnometastic Gnomes - Retired and Loving It Garden Gnome Statue, Funny Garden Gnomes Decorations for Yard and Outdoor Lawn Ornament - 10in L x 5.5in H

Gnometastic Gnomes - Retired and Loving It Garden Gnome Statue, Funny Garden Gnomes Decorations for Yard and Outdoor Lawn Ornament - 10in L x 5.5in H

• Retired & Loving It Gnome Garden Statue by Gnometastic! Hilarious for outdoors or inside home gnome decor. Put him in your garden, porch, yard, office | Makes a funny retirement gift for men and women! Sly gag gift idea for coworkers, Over the Hill party, or funny birthday gift for dad and mom
• Retired Gnome: Binksy loves retirement. Weekly schedule is filled with taking naps on a mushroom. Daily activities involve sleeping and dreaming of fishing, reading, drinking beer, avoiding garden fairies and yoga, more snoozing, chucking empty cans at angry fairies, nosy squirrels and the naughty cat. He thanks working knome folks for his Social Gnome Security.
• Funny Gnomes: Here at Gnometastic we like to poke fun and add humor to boring garden gnomes or knomes (we don't care how its spelled). We just make funny gnomes, sometimes inappropriate gnomes but always cute and guaranteed to add a smile to your face. Funny gag gift idea for men and women or any adult with a sense of humor.
• Measurements: Stands 4.25" Tall x 10" Length x 5.25" Wide in Inches | Gnome Garden Sculpture weighs 1lb. 10 ounces | Made from Poly Resin and Weather Resistant
• Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint and Materials. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome figurine is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in the USA