HOW TO WIN AT TABLE TENNIS: (FOR LOSERS)

The perfect gag gift for your buddy that is, how shall I put it, "Not that great at Table Tennis." They will receive the book, open it up, and read a very important sentence that will greatly increase their odds of winning in the future. This book contains only one sentence that your hopeless friend really needs to let soak in. That sentence is: Stop being a loser. It says it over, and over, and over...Hhhh..and over until the last page which states: NOW YOU ARE READY GO WIN!