NobleWorks - Funny Birthday Paper Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Hooked on Crack 7902Z
Product Description
NobleWorks - Funny Birthday Paper Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Hooked on Crack 7902Z
- INSIDE GREETING: "Getting Older Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be, Is It? Happy Birthday." COVER - Poor bastard, he's hooked on crack!
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
- USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE – Proudly printed in N. America for over 45 years, supporting local jobs, using select, premium, luxurious, pure white glossy cardstock for a high-quality finish.
NobleWorks' humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). Our hilarious birthday cards help celebrate - or commiserate - turning another year older, and include a huge selection of LOL birthday greetings for every gender, age and major milestone. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol' US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized - oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 - if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody's got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
