IYF Designs Cards Large Get Well Soon Card DON'T FCKING DIE
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IYF Designs Cards Large Get Well Soon Card DON'T FCKING DIE
- The Funniest Get Well Soon Card - This InYourFace Card is the perfect way to deliver well wishes to your friend, coworker, or family member who may be going through a rough time.
- Jumbo Sized - This get well card for him and her is 8.5″ x 11″ and is printed on premium card stock in Los Angeles, California with high quality vivid colors.
- Not Your Grandmother's Boring Greeting Card - Our goal at InYourFace Designs was and remains transforming the world of greeting cards from crappy, baby-sized, landfill-destined snoozefests to the outrageous, explosive, mostly expletive-filled, massive, glorious greeting cards before you today.
- Made in the USA - All our cards are printed in Los Angeles, California with the utmost care.
- Rigid Mailing Envelope Included - Each greeting card comes with a rigid mailing envelope which you can customize to your end receiver’s name.
If it's true that LAUGHTER heals all, then this card will truly HEAL THE CRAP OUT OF your flu-stricken co-worker (whose absence is heavily increasing your daily workload...uugghhh), fix your dearest friend's broken limb (where the heck are you gonna find another wingman or wingwoman to hit happy hour with?), or even revitalize your food poisoned (but still lovely) significant other (wow, they sure are a lot less lovely when they're whining all the time!... But you still love them).
No matter the situation, you can undoubtedly come to the rescue of someone in need by lifting their spirits out of the gutter with a little sarcastic comedy and humor... Just please, please, PLEASE whatever you do, DO NOT give this card to someone who ACTUALLY has a chance of dying, because, well, what kind of sick bastard would you be?... That is, unless they would get a kick out of it!!
Just keep this popular saying in mind: "With awesomely cool and powerfully funny 'get well soon' cards, comes super-intense gifting responsibilities."
... Now, to tone things down a bit: This EXTRA LARGE card is GREAT for group signings!
Printed on premium 8.5" x 11" card stock in Los Angeles, California - High quality vivid colors - Satisfaction guaranteed
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