The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Secular Saint

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Secular Saint Candle - Unscented 8 Inch Tall Glass Prayer Votive, Made in The USA, Vegetarian Wax
- Add an air of romance and witticism (and maybe a dash of cynicism) to any room with the Jane Austen Secular Saint Candle. Light it when your neighbors and relations come to visit, but be sure to blow it out before you head out for a long afternoon walk.
- Featuring an original portrait of Jane Austen on the front and an inspiring prayer to the beloved writer on the back.
- Made in America. Measures 8” tall and 2” in diameter. Unscented. Wrapped with satisfying matte-textured paper decorated with faux gold leaf accents.
- Makes the perfect present for authors, teachers, librarians, newlyweds, and those with an observing eye.
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The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.)

Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake.

More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

Country	USA
Brand	The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Manufacturer	The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Binding	Home
ItemPartNumber	4280
Model	4280
Color	Jane Austen
Size	8 Inches Tall
UnitCount	1
UPCs	814229005902
EANs	0814229005902
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Secular Saint Candle - Unscented 8 Inch Tall Glass Prayer Votive, Made in The USA, Vegetarian Wax

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