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  1. Joe Vampire: The New Paranormal (Joe Vampire Series Book 3)
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  2. Joe Vampire: The New Paranormal (Joe Vampire Series Book 3)

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This vampire's life keeps getting bigger and better! This time around, the king of the sarcastic undead is dealing with family expansion, surprise appearances by old girlfriends, and an opportunity of an afterlifetime to live the rock and roll life he's always dreamed of...but nothing is ever simple for Joe Vampire.

What has two fangs, a houseful of domestic madness and a brand-new blog full of vampire blah-blah-blah? This guy right here. Twice around the web and five years of contemporary ghoul-dude antics just weren’t enough for me. So I’m doing it all over again. This time, I’m in the throes of family expansion, in the form of another sticky-handed little Asherling running around this place—complete with vampire complications of his own. And the music project is picking up steam, too, including an amazing opportunity to tour with Revenant, those legendary gods of 80s Gothtronica. I’ll have to realign my work responsibilities and figure out how to be away from Chloe and the kids for a while in order to make it all happen. And, of course, the vampire elements will need to be kept under control. That’s always tricky. I can handle anything it throws at me, as long as my family stays safe. And there’s a lot to keep track of when the big What Happens Next has become the big What’s Happening Now. At this point, I’m balancing everything as best I can—the wife and kids, the day job and the dream job, the friends old and new. Joe Asher and Joe Vampire. It’s tenuous but possible, if I put my not-so-beating heart into it. It’s about time I accept that my life is always going to be a little more complex than I’d expected. All things considered, it’s a definite double-fistful of awesome, with a smattering of not-so-wonderful thrown in for good measure. Yep. Welcome to the new paranormal.

Population: us.

What readers are saying:

"The New Paranormal is as hilarious as it is heartfelt. Luna provides a delicate balance between the two while still managing to deliver snappy dialogue, solid story telling, and a main character that is not your average sparkly vampire."

"I love this character and I hope Mr. Luna enjoys a long and successful lifespan with him."

"I think I can officially declare myself hooked on the adventures of Joe Vampire."

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