Kamikaze Kangaroos! A 20,000 Mile Road Trip Around Australia:

Kamikaze Kangaroos! A 20,000 Mile Road Trip Around Australia: A Comedy Memoir

Tony James Slater knew nothing about Australia.
Except for the fact that heâ€™d just arrived there.
The stage is set for an outrageous adventure: three people, one van, on an epic, 20,000 mile road trip around Australia.
What could possibly go wrong?

Of course, the van â€“ nicknamed â€˜Rustyâ€™ â€“ is a crumbling wreck, held together by the worldâ€™s most garish paint job.
Theyâ€™re criss-crossing the continent through some of the most inhospitable land on the planet â€“ the infamous Aussie Outback.
And isnâ€™t there something about Australian animals beingâ€¦ well, you know, kind of dangerous?

Unprepared, under-qualified and hopelessly inept, Tony battles gigantic pumpkins, mechanical mishaps and suicidal kangaroos, armed only with a thong and a sense of humour.
His companions struggle to keep him safe whilst climbing in drag, snowboarding off cliffs, and hiking hundreds of miles through the bush.
One thingâ€™s for sure; this â€˜adventure of a lifetimeâ€™ â€“ if they survive it â€“ is something theyâ€™re never going to forget.

So, scull those stubbies!
Grab your galahs!
And put down that platypus.
LOOK OUT, AUSTRALIA!
Thereâ€™s an idiot comingâ€¦
Country USA
Manufacturer Various Things (ADT)
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2014-02-12
Format Kindle eBook

Kamikaze Kangaroos! A 20,000 Mile Road Trip Around Australia: A Comedy Memoir