Middle Child Coffee - Forgotten-But-Caffeinated Gourmet Coffee Gift, Funny Sibling Humor for Brothers & Sisters, Made in the USA, Resealable Bag
Middle Child Coffee - Forgotten-But-Caffeinated Gourmet Coffee Gift, Funny Sibling Humor for Brothers & Sisters, Made in the USA, Resealable Bag
HILARIOUS SIBLING HUMOR: Celebrate the chronically overlooked with this funny Middle Child coffee—perfect for fueling decades of emotional neglect with premium caffeine.
PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR SIBLINGS: Great for birthdays, family reunions, sibling roast nights, or any event where the middle kid deserves 10 seconds of attention.
SMALL-BATCH & SUPER SMOOTH: Crafted with high-quality Arabica beans for a brew so good even the golden child might get jealous. (They’ll deny it, of course.)
IDEAL STOCKING STUFFER: A laugh-out-loud addition to holiday baskets, Secret Santa exchanges, or that passive-aggressive gift for your “favorite” child.
RESEALABLE & READY TO FORGET: Packaged in a fresh-keeping, resealable bag—because even if you forget it in the cabinet for three weeks, it won’t hold a grudge. Unlike the middle child.