Minecraft Ironsword Belt

Official licensed Minecraft gear! The adventures within your Biome await, creatures and creepers and Enderman oh my! Like a good adventurer should, you are preparing yourself for the excitement that awaits. You have already crafted your stack of pick axes, shovels, swords and armor, and your body is ready. All that's left is to buckle around your waist, the Ironsword Belt of the Miner. Aside from the inherent +5 to good looks AND mining speed, this belt will open your beer! Need I say more?