MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Written by Professional Comedy Writers! (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Sassy Dozen) One Adult-Oriented, One Safe For All Ages
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Description
- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here, just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message.
- A GREAT ADULT PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and possibly outrage.
- DOUBLE YOUR MISFORTUNE: The Two-Pack Shakur features two of our most popular bags bundled together, one with racy, adult messages, the other that's safe for all ages. You're welcome!
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
Technical Specifications
Manufacturer
Miss Fortunes
Color
Humanity + Sassy
Size
2-pack
Height
24.8 cm
Length
10.8 cm
Width
12.7 cm
Weight
0.49 kg
Shipping & Delivery
Your order is shipped from the USA and delivered to your door in South Africa in 10–20 working days. All items are fully tracked.
Returns & Exchanges
We offer a 30-day return window. If something isn't right, contact our support team and we'll make it right.