Mr Bean's Joke Book

More than 300 hilarious jokes that Mr. Bean has inspired—a must-have for Bean fans, young and old

Two soldiers were having lunch when one asked the other to pass the chocolate cake.
"Sorry," said his friend. "I can't do that."
"Why not?" asked the first soldier.
"Because it's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert.

How do you get down from a camel?
You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
As much space as possible.

Mr. Bean is a very funny man who likes nothing better than cracking a joke, and here they are, all his favorites, packed into a single book. It’s like a big book of funny things like jokes. Only they are jokes. And they’re funny. That’s why we called it Mr Bean’s Joke Book. Um, can I go now?