My Scrabble Daffynitions: Words from the Scrabble computer game but with new humorous definitions

Turn off your spell checker and throw away your dictionary, it's time for Scrabble, Jim Fenn style. The words are from computer Scrabble but the definitions are all mine. I thought it would help me remember the words to make up funny definitions. The words on the left are real. Those to the right of the dash may not be. Enjoy