JINX Portal 2 Men's The Cake is A Lie Premium T-Shirt (Black, XX-Large)

Spoiler Alert: In general, anyone that promises free moist, delicious cake as a reward should not be trusted. Cake is never free, people. Who in their right mind would ever give cake away instead of hoarding it for themselves? No sane person; that is the answer to that question. If you are thoroughly confused by this shirt, as many of you will surely be, Google is your friend.