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SI-COLOGY 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

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SI-COLOGY 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

Enjoy Uncle si's tall tales, Crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous Collection along with stories of his life before duck Dynasty
You'll learn about his childhood life as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and his time in Vietnam, how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present sweet tea
In many of these never-before-heard tales, si openly talks about his wife Christina and two children, Scott and trasa
Si's one-liners are presented alongside fun, expressive photographs, as well as photos of his family
This smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends

You know him from the hit A&E show Duck Dynastyâ‚¬"now you can enjoy Uncle Siâ‚¬s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!

As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when youâ‚¬ve sat in a duck blind for more than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time! Itâ‚¬s better than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours! Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few of the details are cloudy, but Iâ‚¬ll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isnâ‚¬t a lie if you think itâ‚¬s true! Itâ‚¬s up to you, the reader, to figure out whatâ‚¬s truth and whatâ‚¬s fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack! May the force be with you.

Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary. You might have noticed I like to say â‚¬Å“heyâ‚¬Â quite a bit. â‚¬Å“Heyâ‚¬Â can mean anything. It can mean â‚¬Å“yes,â‚¬Â it can mean â‚¬Å“maybe,â‚¬Â and it can mean â‚¬Å“no.â‚¬Â Hey, it could mean â‚¬Å“next week.â‚¬Â The bottom line is, you have to understand â‚¬Å“heyâ‚¬Â to understand me.

And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know Iâ‚¬m a hard rascal to figure out.

â‚¬"From the Prologue