Stinky Santa

Jingle bells, Santa smells -

he smells of mouldy cheese.

He doesn't wear any trousers

so you can see his knees.

A new work by renowned poet and part-time aeronautical escapologist, Otto Fishblanket, Stinky Santa is a book about a smelly Santa. It is illustrated by celebrity childen's book illustrator, Gerald Hawksley.

If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you have come to the right place.

(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)