Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle