WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.
* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.
Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, “no strings attached” policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs “Shades” again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty’s shocked to discover she knows the competition’s new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he’s the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.
Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty’s Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren’t the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they’re bound to snap sooner or later.
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Most Helpful Customer Reviews
If Kendall Grey wrote political ads her candidates would never get elected. She's that brutally honest.
She is also either a complete maniac or an erotica genius. Her novel STRINGS (Hard Rock Harlots #1) has a disclaimer that elevates an NC-17 rating to art. And Holy Goodness, is it accurate.
So...if you don't want your delicate sensibilities obliterated by a nuclear blast of shameless lewdness, stop right now. STRINGS is NOT YOUR BOOK.
I absolutely loved it.
Letty Dillinger is bass guitarist for the female rock trio Cherry Buzz Float. Sexual inhibition is not a concept with which she is familiar. If it can be done, she done did it. Maybe twice.
'Course, Cherry Buzz Float isn't quite a household name, and Letty's barely making enough as a waitress to keep herself housed. On her 25th birthday she's half-drunk, lamenting her bad fortune, when she meets a sunglasses-wearing man she dubs 'Shades' willing to indulge in her wicked...
Never have I bought a book just on the Warning that was provided! And buyer beware, if you fit into any one of the categories Kendall Grey has laid out, you will probably have a heart attack when you read this. I have never read anything that was so raunchy, yet made me laugh out loud at the same time. When I wasn't giving a good LOL, I was snickering. When I wasn't snickering, I was saying to myself..."Oh, my...you can really do that?" When my brain wasn't on overdrive imagining the possibilities, I was cringing...and once, I even think I threw up in my mouth. Here's the thing: this is hard core raunch, but if you take that away, I'm telling you...Kendall Grey writes exquisitely. She could write in any genre and I'd read her. Well done! P.S. Love Shades...
Please pay heed to the warning Kendall gives at the beginning of the book. If you fit into any of those categories, you won't like it.
I read all genres, so the warning didn't dissuade me as much as Kendall herself. I didn't know what to expect - while Kendall was writing it, she bemoaned the fact that she was "selling out". So it took me a long time to pick up the book, but I'm really glad I did. "Strings" isn't your typical jump-on-the-band-wagon erotica. (Frankly, it is NOT EROTICA. It's Raunch.) This isn't any previously-defined genre. "Strings" is a love story with a white trash, guitar-playing heroine, Letty, and a guitar-playing son of privilege, Shades. As I read it, I was sure people like this exist because it is such raunch, so ordinary a raunch - why wouldn't these people be out there, living and breathing and having the kind of sex we all wish we dared to have in our twenties?
Yes, this is raunchy. Yes, Kendall stretches credibility a couple of times...
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