The 7.52 to London Bridge

A mallard ate my mother!

From Ghosts to the Galapagos; from Rocks to Rockets;
and from Space to 'Spaced out'.
 
Hilarious tales of commuting by train with each journey in turn leading to a new story. Our author is a commuter, suffering life's daily trials and tribulations as he struggles to and from work. In the end he finds it far easier to sit back, stare out of the window and reflect upon a life filled with adventure, mayhem, mystery and complete mischief.

What people are saying:-

'Altogether an excellent, funny and at times very moving read'
'Bill Bryson meets Thomas the Tank Engine'
'An excellent, easy read, highly recommended'
'Fills a commute perfectly'
'A fun, naughty, smart, self-proclamation. Hopefully more to come?'
'I have read the book probably two or three times as I keep picking it up and re-reading a chapter or two.  It is fabulous and refreshingly un-PC!'
'Every London commuter should read this'
'It's a wonder Julian is both still alive and/or not doing time at Wormwood Scrubs'