The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

If youâ€™ve ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of accountant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of accountant jokes is so unoriginal, itâ€™s original. And, if you donâ€™t burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, thereâ€™s something wrong with you. This book has so many accountant jokes, you wonâ€™t know where to start. For example: Why do accountants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An accountant and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The accountant turned to his wife and said: â€œWhen I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.â€ â€œWhy would you want me to do that?,â€ asked his wife. â€œI figure that youâ€™ll eventually remarry, and I donâ€™t want some asshole using my stuff,â€ replied the accountant. The accountantâ€™s spouse said: â€œWhat makes you think Iâ€™d marry another asshole?â€ *** Did you hear about the accountant who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: â€œPut on two coats.â€ *** Why do accountants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Country USA
Brand CREATESPACE
Manufacturer CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber RKC2007581594
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781466378438
ReleaseDate 0000-00-00

Country	USA
Brand	CREATESPACE
Manufacturer	CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	RKC2007581594
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781466378438
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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