Quite possibly the most blasphemous and simplified version of the bible ever written. I've shrunken this tale down to a fraction of its most popular incarnations. I've attempted to challenge the

The Bible in a Nutshell

Quite possibly the most blasphemous and simplified version of the bible ever written. I've shrunken this tale down to a fraction of its most popular incarnations. I've attempted to challenge the notion of biblical literalism by showing that the story in its most basic form is simply too ridiculous for any rational person to believe as factual truth.

This is a work of fiction just as the bible is. Treat it as such, and enjoy.

The Bible in a Nutshell