The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1

Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source

Dispatches from the Tenth Circle: The Best of The Onion

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

Homeland Insecurity: The Onion Complete News Archives, Volume 17 (Onion Ad Nauseam)

The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters: Relationship Reporting from America's Finest News Source (Onion Ad Nauseam)

Our Dumb World

The Ecstasy of Defeat: Sports Reporting at Its Finest by the Editors of the Onion

Embedded in America: The Onion Complete News Archives Volume 16 (Onion Ad Nauseam)

Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

Our Front Pages: 21 Years of Greatness, Virtue, and Moral Rectitude from America's Finest News Source (Onion Presents)