The Real Pizza Pocket to Go - Pizza Lover Gag Gift - Largest Pizza Necklace in The World - -

One of the great lost treasures of the Roman Empire. Rediscovered by Mama Fancy in the Old Country, FancyPants FunTime is beyond proud to introduce you to the archeological and gastronomical wonder that is THE REAL PIZZA POCKET TO GO. Forget the drudgery of your life before this very moment. Forget everything you have ever known about pizza. Open your mind, and your mouth, to the possibility that you can carry pizza wherever you go without a single morsel going to waste. The Real Pizza Pocket To Go can accommodate your constant craving for REAL full size pizza slices at any hour of the day! The FreshLock zip keeps your pizza contained and close by for your eating pleasure. Thanks to the ancient world, and Mama Fancy, you will never have to be without a slice again.