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The Stache Band - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Movember

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The Stache Band - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Movember
- Blocks nasty sweat from getting in your eyes
- Feels like a dream wrapped around your skull
- Makes your face appear up to 37% sexier
- Slightly warms a two inch area around your head
- Perfect replacement for those unable to grow mustaches
The STACHE is more than a Sweetband, it's a state of mind. It's a small, but proud symbol, courageously riding your brow, all while looking the world straight in the eye and declaring: "Sure, I haven't shaved my pubes since the mid eighties. But I don't care... because my unit is just that big." There's no hiding the inflated sense of sexual dominance and prep-school arrogance that accompanies a strong mustache. Wearing that stache atop one's brow takes the experience to another level of intimacy. On the subject, Bill Clinton once compared it to "...briefly displaying your genitalia on the jumbo-tron at an NHL playoff game." Like Jim Carrey in THE MASK, The STACHE has the power to transform its wearer into a more affluent and desirable person. Illegal in Sri Lanka because of its powerful effects on the female beaver, the band was instrumental in sequencing the human genome, the successful extradition of former Serbian president Radovan Karadzic on charges of genocide, developing and writing the bestselling "14-Minute Workweek," and leading six other guys in the Seattle Seven.

Country	USA
Brand	SweetBands
Manufacturer	SweetBands
Binding	Apparel
ItemPartNumber	LYSB006ZAI28Q-SPRTSEQIP
Model	LYSB006ZAI28Q-SPRTSEQIP
Color	White
Size	One Size
UPCs	610708965633
EANs	0610708965633
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

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