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"The True Story of the Killing of Oblama bin Llama" recalls those golden days when an alarmingly boisterous minority of the U.S. population convinced themselves that Middle Easterners had hijacked the Oval Office with a man planted in this country as a baby by a black Muslim Kenyan ne'er-do-well using a naive young hippy-dippy white girl as the delivery vehicle. When the same guy ordered the raid that finally killed the leader of al-Qaida, a chorus of heads exploding could be heard throughout the land, but thankfully there were no brains to clean up.
I got right to work on this parody of the inevitable fantastic revisions that would come from this great nation's True Patriots.
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