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Machine washable, with 3" waistband
Durable cotton-canvas blend fabric - will stand up to workouts and aggressive tailgating
Pockets on sides for beer cans, butterfly knives, or rad accessory of your choosing
Soft, smooth fabric - because your All-American thighs deserve it
Whether you're sprinting to save a nest of bald eagles from a terrorists, scissor kicking a fascist off of a roof, or doing, like, 750 lb leg presses at the gym - these are the American flag pants for you. Soft and durable while simultaneously loud and in-your-face. Freedom. Merica.
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.
American Flag Pattern
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
LOOK. These pants aren't for everybody. These pants are for TRUE Americans.
Ten seconds after putting on these pants I found myself flying over the Alamo on the back of a giant bald eagle like a freaking patriotic hobbit. One time, I put on these pants, rode a Harley straight to hell, and punched Satan right in the nuts. I wore these pants at the Sochi Olympics, drank a gallon of bottom-shelf whiskey, and won EVERY GOLD MEDAL.
If you're a true American, these pants will bring you everything our Founding Fathers wanted for you: cheap booze, stripper parties, and an elastic waistband that respects a full belly's need for freedom.
The colors of fire are red, white, and blue, and if they don't burn inside you like dragon fire, then don't buy these pants, because I don't want to share the awesomeness of these sexual leg curtains with some flaccid, phony turd.
My right leg is pretty gnarly, on account of the accident a few years back, so a guy like me's gotta find the right set of pants for the summer months. These stars and stripes pants fit the bill. They fit well, breathe during the summer. and are roomy enough for a good double set of lunges and jumping jacks without aggravatin' the boys. I will say that roundhouse kicks are not any easier in these than in normal pants, but oh well, they look frickin' awesome. I bought 7 pairs and never looked back.
Nobody wants a round house kick to the face when I'm wearing these bad boys!
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