Used Aliens: An Adventure Comedy (The Galactic Pool Satires Book 1)

Limited time sale price! The Almighty battles evil aliens and abducted Earthlings for control of Earth. Jimmy Fresneaux is desperate to become a celebrity television fisherman. So when a sabotaged flying saucer crashes into his fishing hole, Jimmy offers to protect the stranded alien if it will catch him some big fish for his new TV show. The local Higher Power doesn't consider fake TV fishing shows to be sinful, but these meddling aliens make Him jealous and vengeful. To avoid becoming a galactic sweatshop or being divinely obliterated, Earth needs heroes in a hurry. Unfortunately, one of them is Jimmy...
*There are sex scenes, but they're only telepathic. (We apologize for the inconvenience.)