Vordak the Incomprehensible: How to Grow Up and Rule the World

Vordak the Incomprehensible: How to Grow Up and Rule the World
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Slip on your acid-free gloves, make sure you have a duplicate copy of How to Grow Up and Rule the World (just in case something should happen to this one) and try to follow along as the incomparable, superior-in-all-ways Vordak the Incomprehensible teaches you a thing or two about villainy.Â Now you, too, can try (and fail) to attain Vordak's level of infamy.

From selecting the most dastardly name, to choosing the ideal henchmen, to engaging in witty repartee with disgustingly chipper superheroes, experienced supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible guides readers step-by-step toward the ultimate goal of world domination (from his parents' basement in Trenton, New Jersey).Â
With chapter titles like "Bringing Out the Evil" and "Building a Top-Notch Evil Organization," numerous bold illustrations, and detailed quizzes to assess your level of dastardliness, this book provides everything necessary to rise above the masses, and then rub your ascent in their faces.

In return for this wealth of knowledge, Vordak requests nothing more than an honored place in the evil regime of he who achieves control of the world. (And, of course, the opportunity to assume command, should things not work out.)

Publisherâ€™s Weekly Starred Review
Writing as the ultra-evil Vordak the Incomprehensible, Seegert offers a comical step-by-step guide world domination.Â With a hyperbolically inflated self-image and no shortage of bathroom humor, Vordak guides readers through such topics as how to choose a costume (â€œthe more flamboyant the betterâ€), build a lair, and acquire enough minions to build a top-notch evil organization (â€œAt times they can be difficult to control, but at their best they can be a relentless plague upon civilizationâ€), all of which are paired with Martinâ€™s appropriately cartoonish artwork.Â Seegert gives Vordak a voice so magnetic and absurd that readers, especially young male ones, are going to soak up his warped wisdom like a sponge and circulate it at recess, even as Vordak insults them with admonishments like, â€œYou are just a sniveling, whiny little goober, after all.â€Â No one is going to rule the world after Vordakâ€™s farcical directives, but readers will have a grand time turning pages to see what outlandish thing heâ€™ll say or suggest next, while perfecting their own villainous laughs.Â Muahahahaha!Â Ages 8-up.Â (Aug.)
Country USA
Brand Random House Books for Young Readers
Manufacturer EgmontUSA
Binding Hardcover
ItemPartNumber 1606840134
ReleaseDate 2010-08-24
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781606840139

Country	USA
Brand	Random House Books for Young Readers
Manufacturer	EgmontUSA
Binding	Hardcover
ItemPartNumber	1606840134
ReleaseDate	2010-08-24
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781606840139

Vordak the Incomprehensible: How to Grow Up and Rule the World

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