Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times bestselling author of Look Again
At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottolineâ€™s wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a womanâ€™s perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, â€œI write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column thereâ€™s only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. Iâ€™m Italian.â€ The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.
In this collection, youâ€™ll laugh about:
â€¢ Being caught braless in the emergency room
â€¢ Betty and Veronicaâ€™s Life Lessons for Girls
â€¢ A manâ€™s most important body part
â€¢ Interrupting as an art form
â€¢ A religion men and women can worship
â€¢ Real estate ads as porn
â€¢ Spanx are public enemy number one
â€¢ And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!
Country USA
Manufacturer St. Martin's Press
Binding Hardcover
ReleaseDate 2009-11-24

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman