Write Till You're Hard: The Best Guide To Writing Erotica Ever

Write Till You're Hard: The Best Guide To Writing Erotica Ever

People will tell you that writing is a grueling, miserable occupation, that should only be undertaken by the strong of heart and the bulletproof. They'll tell you that you have to born a writer, and if you lack that certain something (they never know what it is) you'll be mediocre at best. They'll also tell you that the earth is 4,000 years old and racism is a myth, so don't believe a fucking word they say.

Every single one of you can make people come using just your words. Okay, you can't force them, but you can inspire, excite, and entice them. You can seduce them, arouse them, and make them fall off their chairs laughing. And if you really want, you can probably make them come and laugh at the same time. Writing is a skill like any other, and you can learn it. You can learn to tell stories, you can learn to form great sentences, and you can learn to turn people on. It may take courage, and it will definitely take work, but if you want to write dirty things you're in good company. Some of the greatest people in the world have sex, and many of them write about it as well.

This book will show you how.

Here's what's inside:

Introduction

Get out the lube and start writing

1. ExperienceÂ

One time at band camp...

2. The Short Story

Flowers for Algernon's Mom

3. Characters

Â Daddies, Littles, and Pig Sluts

4. Power

Â I did have not have sex with that woman

5. The Novel

The Heart is a Lonely Fucker

6. Fetish

Light of my life. Fire of my dick.

7. Dialog

What I talk about when I talk about fucking

8. BloggingÂ

The Buffington Post

9. SettingsÂ

Harems, High Schools, and Hot Tubs

10. Publishing

I ain't saying she a gold digger...

11. Dudes Only

The secret reach around

Conclusion
Country USA
Author Guy New York
Binding Kindle Edition
Format Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label QNY
Manufacturer QNY
NumberOfPages 56
PublicationDate 2013-10-08
Publisher QNY
ReleaseDate 2013-10-08
Studio QNY

Country	USA
Author	Guy New York
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	QNY
Manufacturer	QNY
NumberOfPages	56
PublicationDate	2013-10-08
Publisher	QNY
ReleaseDate	2013-10-08
Studio	QNY

Write Till You're Hard: The Best Guide To Writing Erotica Ever

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