You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

Suck Your Stomach in and Put Some Color On!: What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters that the Rest of Y'all Should Know Too

White Girl Problems

Some Day You'll Thank Me for This: The Official Southern Ladies' Guide to Being a "Perfect" Mother

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges