You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to Being Ambitchous

€œCarpe diem, bitches.€ €"Ashley Longshore

Pour a glass of champagne, slip off your designer heels, pull up your big girl panties and enjoy pop-artist extraordinaire Ashley Longshore€s unapologetic, raw, and literally laugh-out-loud funny guide to living an €œambitchous€ life.

For Ashley Longshore, the path from reluctant Southern Belle to badass artist and aspiring mogul hasn€t always been a smooth one. As a reformed Trophy-Wife-in-Training, Ashley has overcome failure, healed heartbreak, and worked damn hard, all with her signature killer attitude, to conquer the art world one glittery pop-art masterpiece at a time.

You Don€t Look Fat, You Look Crazy is a window into the world of Longshore€s irreverent, glamorous, and stunningly visual pop-art-filled life, where bedazzled flowers sit next to diamonds and Valium boxes, Jesus holds a black Amex and Wonder Woman dresses in Chanel. With tongue-in-cheek advice straight from her canvas, such as  €œThere€s No Crying At Bergdorf€s,€ €œAlways Ask For More,€ and €œWhat Would Blue Ivy Do,€ Ashley€s honesty and DGAF attitude will grab you by your Givenchy lapels and hit you across the face with the donut you promised yourself you wouldn€t eat.

So be confident, grab life by the Birkins, embrace your €œambitchion,€ and remember, you don€t look fat€"you look crazy!