Younger Thinner Blonder

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to have everything?



Tanya Travis doesn’t have to. As host of TV show ‘The Truth with Tanya Travis,’ she has glamour, luxury, success and a designer kitchen to die for.



However, Tanya’s life of bespoke interiors, Prada handbags and TV awards is not all it seems. Hounded by the press about her life, looks, and body, she has become obsessed with staying young. And when she reads about her partner’s weakness for twenty-something blondes and problems mount up on the show, Tanya’s carefully constructed celebrity life begins to come apart at the seams.



Her only lifeline is ‘Celebrity Spa Trek’ a reality show in the Himalayas ‘Where bad celebrities go good.’ But can clean-freak Tanya cope with no hot water, starvation, heartbreak and the sheer showbiz bitchiness of a celebrity trek through the Himalayas?

Even with her relationship in crisis, cellulite on overdrive and career on the line, Tanya can’t face the thought of prime time exposure with a desperate gaggle of C-List wannabes...but does she have a choice?



A sharp, witty novel about our celebrity obsessed culture from the author of bestselling Fat Girls and Fairy Cakes.