Witty Yeti Super Funny Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Prank Idiot Parkers and Get The Satisfaction of Revenge with Hilarious NSFW Novelty Notices. Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+.

How many times have you asked yourself, "Is it really that hard?" as you try not to door-ding the terribly parked car next to yours? Whether you deputize yourself or give the gag gift of parking revenge, these bad parking cards will help win the war against arguably the simplest part of driving - parking the damn car.

The cards
• How many markers did you sniff as a kid to park this badly?
• I didn't realize assholes as big as you could fit into cars this small. Learn to park, douche.
• Thanks for parking so close, shitstain. Next time, leave me a can opener so I can get my fucking car out!
• You SUCK at parking.
• ISIS called. They love your parking job, you fucking terrorist.
• Like sex, parking is better with your eyes open. Well, sex with somebody other than you, at least
• This is the shittiest parking job I've seen all year! Go back to Driver's Ed, you fucking amateur!
• Fantastic parking, Dickwad. You really put your heart and soul into sucking this bad.
• This parking jobs is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent driving were you even close to anything that could be considered good parking. Everyone in this parking lot is now dumber for having witnessed this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
• "This is a great parking job" - Satan
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• Country	USA
  Brand	Witty Yeti
  Manufacturer	Witty Yeti Prank Products
  Binding	Toy
  ItemPartNumber	WY-BPC-SJE
  Color	Red, White, Black, Assorted Color
  Size	Small
  UPCs	817244027966
  EANs	0817244027966
  ReleaseDate	0000-00-00