Witty Yeti Hilarious Bad Parking Cards Total Annihilation Edition 50Pk 5 x 10 Sayings Perfect for Shaming Drivers. Funny Road Rage Revenge Gag Gift Prank Insult Set and White Elephant Novelty.

How many times have you asked yourself "Is it really that hard?" as you try not to door ding the terribly parked car next to yours? Whether you deputize yourself or give the gag gift of parking revenge, these bad parking cards will help win the war against arguably the simplest part of driving - parking the damn car.

The cards
• This is the trail of tears of parking jobs
• I've seen people with Parkinsons color inside the lines better than you parked this car.
• If I ever parked this incompetently I would just kill myself. Though, if you tried, I'm sure you'd fail at that too.
• Hellen Keller could have parked this car better than you did.
• I feel sorry for your significant other because if you fuck like you park, you must never get it in
• "Did you Nazi the lines, you blind dipshit?" -Hitler
• Do you work at Planned Parenthood? Cause this is an abortion of a parking job.
• Your parking job is like cancer. Only worse, because it wont kill you.
• With the skill you've shown today, you would no-doubt win Gold at the Special Olympics of parking.
• If your car was a plane and the parking spot the twin towers, 9/11 wouldn't have happened.

You will receive 50 Witty Yeti bad parking cards, which includes five copies of ten different hilarious and insulting phrases.

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